Witty Professor - Part 3

1. Courtesy: Am I Right.. or NOT???
2. On students submitting copied assignments – “I might give different grades for different submissions … it will be embarrassing for me”
   “Copying is not risky for you it is risky for me … i will give one assignment B and one assignment C … This verification has to be done across the section”
   “When U submit assignment, who all copied, submit it together. Else, for same document I will give different grades and again U will question me. If in the same section, I have to check ninety assignments. If U copy from other section, then one hundred eighty”
3. On making someone else get printouts – “generally we depute our girlfriend to do this … of course here it is very scarce … they have more options”
4. On hand written submissions – “People think if they write with hand they will get more marks .. because more hard work … it is not like that … you are not willing to work hard and not even pay money”
5. On less response in class – “Make some noise yaar .. that’s what is CP”
6. After listing out the four options available – “Generally we are out of box thinkers and we can come up with a fifth method .. if we have a fifth option then we will select the fifth option and write it on the screen”
7. On only 70 people raising hands till the second last option – “You assume that the remaining people are in the last option … there are many people not knowing what is going on here”
8. When a student raised his hand hesitantly – “You are voting for this …. *turning towards class* … because he raises the pencil like this”
9. On the example where tenant can own part of the house – “It is already risky to give you a house …. if he says you own part of the house … you will own the basement and start destroying the basement”
   “You will start owning the building .. you will start owning the family members of the owner … you become bigger than the owner”
10. On an untidy submission – “It is like a kirana shop list” … Student -”it is what is written inside that matters” Prof – “Tomorrow you should not write in a newspaper and say read from it …. you should not write in a circle and say start from here (and end here) … …. … … I am an innocent man”
11. “Company, Management, Management family are all the same. reliance Board Room discussions are equal to Ambani Kitchen room discussions”