Thursday, February 26, 2009

Bang ur head if u dont know the answer.


Bang ur head on the wall if u dont know the answer.

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1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?


2. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?


3. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water.

The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?


4. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?


5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?


6. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?


7. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?


8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and  size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?

Same question, but the location is in Canada ?


9. What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.


10. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?


11. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?


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1. The word "incorrectly. "


2. 1:45. The man gave away a total of 25 cents. He divided it between two people. Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.


3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Googly ;-)


4. White. If all the walls face south, the house is at the North pole, and the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.


5. Three. Well, it seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition.

So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.


6. Sloppy is a (gold)fish. The wind blew the shutters in, which knocked his goldfish-bowl off the table, and it broke, killing him.


7. None. No matter how big a hole is, it's still a hole: the absence of dirt.


8. Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again.

The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...


9. The time and month/date/year American style calendar are 12:34, 5/6/78.


10. One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.


11. The temperature.


Tuesday, February 24, 2009



Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apart-ments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Friday, February 20, 2009

Debian Open-SSL Fiasco.

Debian Open-SSL Fiasco.

I know, everybody knows about the "Debian Big Fiasco" discovered by Luciano Bello, it has reached all the world in few minutes and every network administrator has already changed own SSL certificate. For this reason I wanna say nothing about that (and it's better, believe me...) I just wanna show these amazing comics, for never forget the fact.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Thanks Google. Certainly the easiest way to cross the Pacific.,+WA&daddr=Honolulu,+HI&hl=en&geocode=&mra=ls&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=34.450489,56.601563&ie=UTF8&ll=34.885931,-140.185547&spn=35.367505,56.601563&z=4

Interesting things to know :) Things You have Never known



Things You have Never known




01 To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.

02 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 

03 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 

04 On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 

05 Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 

06 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. 

07 Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 

08 Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 

09 There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

10 Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

11 Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

12 The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"!

13 By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

14 Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

15 Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

16 The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

17 Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

18 Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

19 Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

20 The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

21 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 

22 The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

23 The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp.

24 The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat.

25 Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

26 The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

27 Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "mt".

28 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

29 In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

30 A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.

31 We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime.

32 Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines.

33 Mexico City sinks abut 10 inches a year.

34 Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV.

35 Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans.

36 When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka.

37 There are more chickens than people in the world.

38 The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest.

39 There are more telephones than people in Washington, D.C.

40 The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day.

41 The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning.

42 The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the Combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.

43 The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer.

44 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

45 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

46 Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears Never stop growing.

47 You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

48 A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a Few


49 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

50 The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

51 When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.

52 Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned His wife or mother because they were both deaf.

53 A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a Carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After Weeks of

needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe Leaving her mentally retarded

54 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

55 Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking Countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang Yourself."


56 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


57 "Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive Double letters.


58 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed People do.


59 The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every Letter in the English language.


60 If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line Would never end because of the rate of reproduction


61 China has more English speakers than the United States.


62 Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.


63 Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels.


64 An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.


65 Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our Bodies .


66 Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average Man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his Lifetime.


67 According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.


68 The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.


69 If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at Approximately 4:30pm the previous day.


70 Scientists in Australia's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive Proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space.

However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a Microwave in the building.


71 Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times.


72 More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss.


73 Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.  


7 4 Coca-Cola was originally green.


75 The most common name in the world is Mohammed.


76 The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.


77 There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.


78 TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.


79 Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!


80 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.


81 It is impossible to lick your elbow.


82 People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.


83 It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.


84 The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.


85 If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.


86 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne,

Diamonds - Julius Caesar.


87 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


88 If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.


89 If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.


90 If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.


91 Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey


92 A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.


93 A snail can sleep for three years.


94 All polar bears are left handed.


95 American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. 


96 Butterflies taste with their feet.


97 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.


98 In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.


99 On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.


100 Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.


101 Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.


102 The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


103 The electric chair was invented by a dentist.


104 The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


105 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.


106 The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.


107 Most lipstick contains fish scales.


108 And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.


109 The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.


110 No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.


111 Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

112 The king of hearts (in playing cards) is the only king without a mustache!!

113 Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

114 Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

115 Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.