Showing posts with label movie jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label movie jokes. Show all posts

Friday, August 7, 2009

Territorial Army.....Not Only for Mohanlal..... Suitable posts for other actors....


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Dress Code For Raksha - Bandhan

Rakhi festival... Not Rakhi's Swayamvar ;)

All my dear ones who all are single:
Dress Code For Raksha - Bandhan
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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Nishal & Kavya - Divorce In the view of a software engineer


Software engineer Decides...

Probable reasons:

1) When Nishal tried to install the o/s in the new system using his pen drive, he found that the system has already been installed with Dileep XP, Lalettan XP, Lal Jose XP, etc. and message displayed "Lot of o/s already installed No more o/s installation possible, Try to reboot the system"

2) When Nishal tried to insert pen drive into the new system he found that there is no USB port fitting the dimension of the pendirve, system displayed message " No USB port available , all USB converted to DVD Drive, insert only bigger size disks" and system restarts every time when tries the same showing same message.

3) When Nishal uncovered the new machine his pen drive emitted a sticky fluid and became useless and no more readable for that day, pen drive seems to be Chinese made battery always leaking, , this repeated for almost a month and the system decided to seek another user who doesnt spend easily

4) Nishal's software never becomes hardware!!!! !




Thursday, March 26, 2009

Sagar Alias Jacky - Movie Review



 
 
Review-Sagar alias Jacky
 
Mohanlal's highly hyped "stylish action thriller" Sagar alias Jacky- Reloaded directed by Amal Neerad, is all style and no substance!

This film promised to be the mother of all stylish films made in India. But sadly, director Amal Neerad clearly lacks a story and the skills required to turn that idea into an engaging film.

There is a sense of déjà vu as Amal has rehashed certain scenes, locations and characters from his earlier Big-B, and the end product looks like it has fallen off straight from the assembly line of stylized gangster movies like Musafir, Billa, D Company etc.

Where is the story Mr. S.N Swamy? Sagar alias Jacky (Mohanlal) is an international operator who outsmarts rivals like Naina (Suman) through his guts and determination and always emerges triumphant. However he has a problem to be sorted out in Kerala, where the Chief Minister's (Nedumudi Venu) son-in-law, a good for nothing guy and his childhood friend Manu (Manoj.K.Jayan) is kidnapped. Manu's wife Indu (Shobhana), finds that the Kerala Police is dragging its feet over it as their loyalty is with her elder brother Hari (Ganesh), a budding politician who wants to inherit his fathers political legacy.

Indu requests Sagar to bring back her husband who is held in Goa by the notorious gangsters Rozario brothers (Tamil villain Sampath, and the long haired bearded guy who played main villain in Big-B). Sagar flies in to Kochi, in his personal jet along with his 4 member gang.

They take on the Rozario brothers; rescue Manu which leads to more trouble with a host of baddies like Rahul Dev and ends with a final shoot out in a resort. For some romance and songs there is a television news reporter Aarathy Menon (Bhavana), who tries to investigate and expose Sagar and ends up falling in love with him and paying a prize.

At times you get the feeling that Swamy has remade his K.Madhu directed Irupatham Nootandu, which was a far better entertainer. In fact, this film is the perfect example of the new style of film making being followed by young directors in south fed on Hollywood and Bollywood DVD's. First decide and design action sequences, exotic locations, costumes and then write the story around that.

It's an opportunity lost, as Mohanlal the most flexible actor in Indian cinema is asked to look wooden and walk throughout wearing designer coats and leather jackets, which after a point of time becomes predictable or plain boring and agonizingly snail-paced. Jagathy Sreekumar is wasted while Jyothirmayee's item dance fails to sizzle.

Added to that the director has employed the regular technique used by Ram Gopal Varma, Sanjay Gupta and others to make their film look stylish - ramping technique, wide-angle lenses, top angle shots, sepia-toned photography, sharp cuts and a jarring loud background fearless, edgy action thriller is ultimately only a half-decent enterprise because it lacks a strong story. You can watch it only because it's a new format but for most parts prepare to be seriously bored.

Verdict- Average


Friday, February 13, 2009

Oscar nominated A.R. Rahman Complete COllection

A.R.Rahman . India's Best.

2 Oscar Academy nominations (Slumdog Millionaire)

Golden Globe Best Composer(Slumdog Millionaire)

A.R.Rahman - Hindi - COMPLETE (1993-2008)




Part -1 Download Here

1947 Earth
Bombay
Bombay dreams
Bose - The unforgotten hero
Dil ne Jise Apna kahaa


Part-2 Download Here

Daud
Dil se
Fiza

Part-3 Download Here

Fire
Doli saja ke rakhna
Jeans
Roja

Part-4 Download Here

Guru

Part-5 Download Here

Jodha akhbar

Part-6 Download Here

Kabhi na Kabhi
lagaan
kisna

Part-7 Download Here

Lakeer
One 2 ka 4
meenaxi


Part-8 Download Here

Pukar
Rang de basanti

Part-9 Download Here

Saathiya
rangeela
water


Part-10 Download Here

Sapnay
Taal


Part-11 Download Here

Swades
Thakshak



Part-12 Download Here

Vande mataram
The legend of bhagat singh


Part-13 Download Here

Tehzeeb
Yuva
Zubeida

Awards won by A.R.Rahman
FILMFARE Awards
Best Music Roja (Tamil, 1993)
Best Music Gentleman (Tamil, 1994)
R D Burman Award for Best new musical talent (for Roja, Hindi; 1995)
Best Music Kadhalan (Tamil, 1995)
Best Music Rangeela (Hindi; 1996)
Best Music Bombay (Tamil, 1996)
Best Music Kadhal Desam (Tamil, 1997)
Best Music Minsara Kanavu (Tamil, 1998)
Best Music Dil Se.. (Hindi; 1999)
Best Music Jeans (Tamil, 1999)
Best Music Taal (Hindi; 2000)
Best Music Mudhalvan (Tamil, 2000)
Best Music Alai Payuthey (Tamil, 2001)
Best Music Lagaan (Hindi; 2002)
Best Background Score Technical Award The Legend of Bhagat Singh (Hindi; 2003)
Best Music Saathiya (Hindi; 2003)
Best Background Music Swades (Hindi, 2005)
Best Music Rang De Basanti (Hindi; 2007)
Best Music Sillunu Oru Kadhal (Tamil; 2007)
Best Music - Guru (Hindi, 2008)
Best Background Score - Guru (Hindi, 2008)
Screen Awards
Kadhal Desam (South - Tamil; 1997)
Minsara Kanavu (South - Tamil; 1998)
Vande Mataram (Non-film; 1998)
Taal (Hindi; 2000)
Best Background Score Rang De Basanti (Hindi, 2007)
Best Composer Guru (Hindi; 2008)
Best Background Score Guru (Hindi; 2008)
Best Music - Guru (Hindi, 2008)
Best Background Score - Jodhaa Akbar(Hindi, 2009)
Best Music category - Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na(Hindi, 2009)
Dinakaran Cine Awards
Minsara Kanavu (1998)
Jeans (1999)
Mudalvan, Kadhalar Dhinam (2000)
Tamil Nadu State Award
Roja (1993)
Gentleman (1994)
Kadhalan (1995)
Bombay (1996)
Minsara Kanavu (1998)
Sangamam (2000)
Cinema Express Award
Roja (1993)
Gentleman (1994)
Kadhalan (1995)
Kadhal Desam (1997)
Jeans (1999)
Kalasaagar Award
Roja (1993)
Gentleman (1994)
Kadhalan (1995)
Bombay (1996)
FilmFans' Award
Roja (1993)
Gentleman (1994)
Kadhalan (1995)
Bombay (1996)
CineGoers' Award
Roja (1993)
Gentleman (1994)
Kadhalan (1995)
Bombay (1996)
Zee Awards
Zee Cine Awards (2008) Best Composer and Best Background Score Guru
Zee Sangeet Awards (1999) Dil Se.. Zee Cine Awards (2000) Taal
Zee Gold Bollywood International Awards (2000) Taal
Zee Fairglow Awards (2002) Best Music Lagaan
Zee Gold Bollywood Awards (2002) Lagaan
Zee Cine Awards (2003) Best Music Saathiya
Zee Gold Bollywood Awards (2003) Best Music Saathiya
Zee Cine Awards 2003 Best Background Music The Legend of Bhagat Singh
Zee Cine Awards 2007 Best Composer Rang De Basanti
International Indian Film Awards (IIFA)
Best Music Taal (2000) Best Music Lagaan (2002)
Best Music Saathiya (2003)
Best Background Score Saathiya (2003)
Best Background Score Rang De Basanti (2007)
Best Song Recording Rang De Basanti (2007)
Best Composer Rang De Basanti (2007)
Best Music - Guru (Hindi, 2007)
Global Indian Film Awards (GIFA)
Best Background Music Rang De Basanti, 2007
Best Music Rang De Basanti, 2007

National Awards
Roja (1993)
Minsara Kanavu (1997)
Lagaan (2002)
Kannathil Muthamittaal (2003)

Global Indian Film Awards (GIFA)
Best Background Music Rang De Basanti, 2007
Best Music Rang De Basanti, 2007

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

indian movie climax


  Bollywood
Shahrukh ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball...............
Bowler bowls it and Shahruk
  glides it to 3rd man..............the ball goes to boundary line Shahruk runs for 3 runs, fielder throws at non-striker it misses the stumps and goes for over-throw,Shah Ruk runs again for 3 ,
this time fielder tactfully throws at Keepers end,
Keeper Misses it goes for a 4 runs. In the background Vande Mathram sings....
Shahruk WINS the match...................................

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Tollywood  
Cheeru ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball...............
Bowler bowls it and Cheeru hits with tremendous power..............the ball goes far away  and UMPIRES are forced to give 12 runs for that.
Cheeru WINS the match...................................

 
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Kollywood  
Rajni ,the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball...............
Bowler bowls it and Rajini hits with tremendous power..............the ball splits into "TWO"
1 half goes to SIX.....The other half goes to FOUR.............
Rajini WINS the match...................................

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Famous Quotes from movies

hollywood bollywood :)

moral of movie dil chahta hai



Morals of Movie - Dil Chahta Hai!
Things u can learn from Dil Chahta Hai (Bollywood Movie)..

*Freaking out and enjoying life doesn't need drugs or cigarettes.

*There are relationships apart from bf/gf, marriage, siblings,
friendship that can be very emotional and true. This is beyond the
understanding of many people.

*And yeah even though u may be the best of friends there is always a
limit which shud never never be crossed. Then it starts
hurting...........

*Improving ur imperfections after you realize it, always take some
time.

*You always don't need to show or prove your gf how much u love or care
about her, which can sound very boring and finally u r dumped.

*Believe in Love, true love will never let you down

*Never be ashamed to go back to your old friends, friends are there to
understand your mistakes.

*Do not be afraid of others, always think that others r afraid of
you.(Australian Beggar )

*Whenever you need your friend, remember that he is just a phone call
away... distances can't separate friends

*What a woman wants in life is some one who can make her smile. Be true
in all your relationships, be friend, wife, or a stranger.

*In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the
silence of our friends.

*It's the friends you can call up at 4 A. M. that matter.

*The only unchangeable certainty is that nothing is certain or
unchangeable.

*The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing
with - never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the
best
conversation you've ever had.