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White woman's opinion of Indian women & an Indian's response. 

Please take a moment and read this. Pretty Deep! Thumbs up to this Indian man.

Enjoy.

It seems that an article was written in Sister 2 Sister magazine by A Caucasian woman who requested a response from Indian men. I'm so glad she got what she asked for (and more)!!! She wrote:

Dear Jamie,

I'm sorry but I would like to challenge some of your Indian male readers.

I am a White female who is engaged to a Indian male-good-looking, educated and loving. I just don't understand a lot of Indian female's attitudes about our relationship. My man decided he wanted me because the pickings amongst Indian women were slim to none. As he said they were either too fat, too loud, too mean, too argumentative, too needy, too materialistic or carrying too much excess baggage.

Before I became engaged, whenever I went out I was constantly Approached by Indian men, willing to wine and dine me and give me the world. If Indian women are so up in arms about us being with their men, why don't they look at themselves and make some changes. I am tired of the dirty looks I get and snide remarks when we're out in public. I would like to hear from some Indian men about why we are so appealing and coveted by them.

Bryant Gumbel left his wife of 26 years for one of us. Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, the model Tyson Beckford, Montell Williams, Quincy Jones, James Earl Jones, Harry Belafonte, Sydney Poitier, Kofi Anan, Cuba Gooding Jr., Don Cornelius , Berry Gordy, Billy Blanks, Wesley Snipes... I could go on and on. But, right now, I'm a little angry and that is why I wrote this so hurriedly. Don't be mad with us, White women, Because so many of your men want us. Get your acts together and learn from us and we may lead you to treat your men better. If I'm wrong, Indian men, Let me know.

Thanx-Disgusted White Girl, Somewhere in VA!!!

RESPONSE

Dear Jamie:

I would like to respond to the letter written by A Disgusted White Girl.

Let me start by saying that I am a 28-year old Indian man. I Graduated from one of the most prestigious universities in Atlanta , Georgia With a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Business Management. I have a good job at A major corporation and have recently purchased a house. So, I Consider myself to be among the ranks of successful Indian men.

I will not use my precious time to slander white people. I just want to set the record straight of why Indian men date white women. Back in the day, one of the biggest reasons why Indian men dated white women was because they were considered easy. The Indian girls in my neighborhood were raised in strict homes. They were very strict about when they lost their virginity and who they lost it to. Because of our impatience to wait, brothers would look for someone who would give it up easy without too much hassle. So, they turned to the white girls. Nowadays, in my opinion, a lot of brothers date white women because they are docile and easy to control. A lot of  Indian men, because of insecurities, fears, and overall weaknesses, have become intimidated by the strength of our Indian women. We are afraid that our woman will be more successful than us, make more money than us, drive nicer cars and own bigger houses.

Because of this fear, many Indian men look for a more docile woman. Someone We can control.

I have talked to numerous Indian men and they continuously comment on how easy it is to control and walk over their white women. I just want to set the record straight. I want A Disgusted White Girl to know that not all successful Indian men date white women.

Brothers like Ahmad Rashad, Denzel Washington, Michael Jordan, Morris Chestnut, Will Smith, Blair Underwood, Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Chris Rock all married strong black/Indian women. And, to flip the script, there are numerous white men, in and out of the spot light, who openly or secretly desire Indian women over white women. Ted Danson, Robert DeNiro, and David Bowie to name a few. I just don't Want a "Disgusted White girl" to be misinformed, Stop thinking that because you are white that you are some type of goddess. Remember, when Indian Egyptian Queens like Hatsepshut and Nitorcris were ruling Dynasties and armies of men in Egypt , you were over in the caves of Europe eating raw meat and beating each other over the head with clubs. Read your history!

It was the Indian woman that taught you how to cook and season your food.
It was the Indian woman that taught you how to raise your children.
It was Indian women who were breast feeding and raising your babies during slavery.
It is the Indian woman that had to endure watching their fathers, husbands, and children beaten, killed, and thrown in jail.

INDIAN women were born with two strikes against them: being Indian and being a woman. And, through all this, Still They Rise! It is because of the Indian women's strength, elegance, power, love and beauty that I could never date anyone except my Indian Queen. It is not just the outer beauty that captivates and draws me to them.

It is not the fact that they come in all shapes, sizes, colors and shades that I love them. Their inner beauty is what I find most appealing about Indian women. Their strong spirit, loving and nurturing souls, their integrity, their ability to overcome great obstacles, their willingness to stand for what they believe in, and their determination to succeed and reach their highest potential while enduring great pain and suffering is why I have fallen in love with Indian women.

I honestly believe that your anger is geared more toward jealousy And envy more so than snotty looks. If this were not so, then why do you continuously go to tanning salons to darken your skin? If you are so proud to be white, then why don't you just be happy with your pale skin? Why do you continue to inject your lips, hips, with unnatural and dangerous substances so you can look fuller and more voluptuous?

I think that your anger is really a result of you wanting to have What the Indian woman has...

BOTTOM LINE: If I were looking for a docile woman, someone I can Walk over and control, I would give you a call. But, unfortunately, I am looking for a Virtuous Woman. Someone that can be a good wife and mother to my children. Someone who can be my best friend and understands my struggles. I am looking for a soul mate. I am looking for a sister and; unfortunately, you do not and CANNOT fit the bill.

No offense taken, none given.

Signed, Indian Royalty

When you experience....

when you suddenly wake up and experiance...

When you experience....

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle

(You are pouring the Drink on your feet).

Cure: Manoueuvre glass until open end is facing upward .


2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause : You're lying on the floor.

Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.


3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure: Quickly refill your glass!


4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause : You're being dragged away.

Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!


5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it !

Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!


6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause : You're in the wrong house.

Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.


7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white
 and the music is very repetitive.

Cause : You're in an ambulance.

Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

Puzzles :Think like a wizard........... !!!!!!!!!!!

Lateral Thinking !!!

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking...

Just Check This Out!!!!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard........... !!!!!!!!!!!



man
1. ------------
board

Ans. = man overboard

okay, lets see if u've got the hang of it.

stand
2. ------------
i

Ans. = I understand


OK?.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fair?




3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

not having a good day now, are you?
redeem yourself,

5. cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

not easy to figure out ha !

0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

c'mon give it a little thought !!

knee
7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

u can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

oh no, not again !!

9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

not even close !!

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

okay last chance ..................

12. THINK

Ans. think big !!

And the last one is real fundoo............



13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....

Ans: long time no 'C' (see)


now how was that ??????
 

By the Numbers: Nadal vs. Federer

Reference: http://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2010-09-13/201009131284404343670.html

Federer vs. Nadal at the Very Same Age

	Nadal on 9/13/10	Federer on 11/18/05
Overall Record	460-98	390-119
Winning Pct.	.824	.766
Titles	42	33
Major Titles	9	6
Majors Played	26	27
Davis Cup Titles	3	0
Olympic Gold Medals	1	0
Longest Win Streak	32	34
Rank	1	1
Weeks at No. 1	60	93
Record vs. No. 1	14-6	2-3

Rajanikanth Facts

Many of these are Chuck Norris facts.. but some of them are different

If you do not know who is Rajnikanth…….

1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.

8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14. Rajanikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. Rajanikanth's email id is gmail@rajanikanth.com!

23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

24. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.

25. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

28. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

29. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

32. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

33. Outer space exists because itsw afraid to be on the same planet with Rajanikanth.

34. Rajanikanth has counted to infinity – twice.

35. When Rajanikanth does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, he's pushing earth down.

36. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

37. Rajanikanth doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

38. Rajanikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

39. Rajanikanth can slam a revolving door.

40. Rajanikanth's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

41. Rajanikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

42. If you google search "Rajanikanth getting kicked"your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn't happen.

43. It takes Rajanikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes.

44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajanikanth kicked one of the corners off.

45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajanikanth lives in Chennai.

46. Rajanikanth once age an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajanikanth are his films.

48. Rajanikanth every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajanikanth there is no other way.

50. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

FOR MORE CHECK http://interestingfunnyjokes.blogspot.com/search/label/rajnikanth%20jokes

The rapid change of prime ministers in the country

Amul's reply to rapidly changing governments :)

Typical Amul Butter Ad...

Witty Professor - Part 5

Courtesy: The best of Prof. Ravichandran at Great Lakes



Here’s one Prof. who is worth a million…the sharpest and wittiest person you can ever come across...gives you memories of a lifetime...a standing example of how terrifying a Prof. could also be…a one professor who makes you think at least a hundred times before you try to speak-up…lest you get cold called…






Had the previledge of taking his Optimization models (Term III) and Simulation modeling (Term VI) @ Great Lakes, Chennai…






Here below is a small collection of his master pieces at Great Lakes and a few i've just gone ahead and picked from blogs of a couple of my IIMA friends…Thought I could have it here-in my blog to have a look at 'em during my tough and boring times, just to remind that i've handled even tougher ones...






Here you go...






- You people have a nice way of avoiding me whenever I ask a question...you start looking in your books, as if you are very busy…looking away like newly married brides…






- I am stunned by your intellectual inferiority…






- This is not your contention but confusion and at best you can have confusion coz its your birth right…






- The one in which he explained cycle time: "Cycle time does not mean that you take three women and expect to have a child in three months, it will still take nine months"






- On self: "I am a sadistic monkey and u know that"


" when my son was 3 years old... yes he actually once was even though he thinks he was born at 15" and I've have taken the responsibility of getting 2 sons into this world…not that it takes much of an effort...with some people it might be a problem...but with me…it didn’t take much effort...its not very difficult…provided u get the chance…






- On the projector being out of focus…"This is unfocussed...just like the PGP program"






- RaviC: So what should blitz do to correct its schedule? Student: Sir, it should improve its scheduling policy RaviC: You know, now that’s like going to a doctor and telling him "I'm not well" and asking him what should I do and the joker says "Get well"






- RaviC- what are personal loans Student - Sir, the loans which do not require any collateral RC- Sasural hain kya?? After some arguments... Student - Sir by that logic "every loan is personal to someone" RaviC- You are stupid and on top of that you are arrogant.






- When a student took his analogy too seriuosly, Ravi C fires, "If I compare a woman's face with the moon, it doesn't mean that there would be mountains and valleys on her face!"






- Talking bout branding, he says, "If IIMA, on the strength of its brand, tries to run a circus, it won't work. Even if it tries to convey the fact that the PGP and the circus are one and the same!"






- Student : But why wud high end customers come to Schwab? RaviC: Why not..if u offer peanuts u will get monkey and if u offer sugercane u will get Elephant.






- Student: Sir building on his (another student's) point RaviC: offcourse u can build on it but its a very shaky foundation Student:Sir there is a concept called DoDo marketing RaviC: u actually want me to believe that??






- An organisation's biggest bottleneck is its CEO..its growth is directly proportional to his vision..broader his vision wider the growth..






- Ice fili case..Student: Sir the consumption peaks in 6th and 7th month RaviC: U r not talking abt pregenancy right??






- Part of a case discussion: After some arguments..Student: Sir, ultimately what u r telling is weighted average. Prof : Ultimately rocket science is just arithmetic, so what u r trying to prove.






- the Prof switches over to Hindi in the class and asks, "is everyone okay with Hindi?"One student promptly raises his hand and says " Sir, I dont know Hindi". The Prof looks at him and the entire class for a moment and looks at him and says, " Actually you are supposed to say- I dont know... Hindi ALSO!" with a stress on also...and the class incl me erupts in laughter






- Student (40+ years old) : The key difference here is.. Prof : Look, at the way he talks... refined, like how lotsa big people talk... 10 or 15 mins of talk, with just an iota of data, like interest rates will increase by 0.5% Student : A habit of over 20 years... Prof : Oh yeah ? Bull Shitting has become a habit and my class erupts...






- Talking about comprehensive/evolved mathematical models.. Prof : Yeah, its like this... Human beings are evolved form of monkeys, some are still trying to evolve, and some successfully evolve!






- Ravi sir was in a counter argument mode when another student said " yes sir, i go with you" RaviC: immediately asked him" So what do you want to convey?" the student said" I support your argument sir"....Came the reply from the Prof. in a flash-- " Giving support is when you get emotional and agreeing is when you are rational"...astonishing!






- Student: Sir what's the difference between process time and cycle time? Ravi C (with trademark smile): If a pregnant woman gives birth to twins then 9 month is process time while cycle time is zero!






- RaviC asks a guy to explain the first case of the course...He starts: If we do SWOT analysis....RaviC: What is SWOT? Student: ^%%? RaviC: Strength is your wife, Weakness if neighbor's wife, opportunity is when you neighbor is away, threat is when you are away!






- Case: BarillA SpaTopic in discussion was their inventory. Someone said: Sir, on an average, the inventory looks to be quite fine. RaviC: If u look at averages, the average Indian woman gives birth to 2.4 children. That would mean the average Indian woman is always pregnant.






- RaviC: What is capacity? (Silence- he looks arnd and points to a student) What is the capacity of this room? Student: (hoping to make an impression) Depends upon what kind of capacity u r talking abt- sitting, standing ... RaviC: Ah! (Has that glitter in the eye now) Let us say I decide to pack people into this room - then what do u say is the capacity? Student: (gives a number) but then again the capacity depends upon the ideal distance we want between 2 people. RC: You talking about distances now? Very smart! Did u assume then that I was going to pack them skin-to-skin top to bottom?! (pause) Have u heard of negative distances? Class silent. RC: Anyone married here? (Class still silent n no one gives eye contact) No one! That explains... (His famous smile now!)






- Ravi C's response to a guy who was referring to the Case Mat while Ravi C put down the solution on the blackboard -You are like the idiot who wants to watch a blue movie on his wedding night






- Shakespeare can easily be made... Just have a child and name him Shakespeare!






- On Adding Value!! "I don't know if I added any value to you all through this course but I definitely know that I didn't destroy any value...because it didn't exist previously"






- RaviC - "Your name is manoranjan?? manoranjan means entertainment.. so you entertain or are you a result of entertainment??"






- "If you make a Monkey sit with a typewritter , there is a finite probability that he will reproduce Shakespears work, given enough time"






- RaviC asks a question...our friend with all honesty says.."sir, i don't know".. RaviC - i remember, i had asked you a question in the 3rd sem, and you had said you didn't know...at least now you are predictable.






- On being distracted by a student chewing on his gold chain:"You are the bottleneck of my attention.....You take my attention away from the class....I should really do something about this"


The nervous student dropping things from his/her desk and not daring to move a muscle to avoid attracting attention: “That’s why housekeeping is important in JIT. If your workspace is organized and things are running smoothly you don’t attract any attention..”






- On feeding a bottleneck:


“like a pregnant woman constantly craving for something to eat before having a baby??”






- Student : “The function gradually approaches 0…”RaviC: “that’s like saying that asymptotically we all die…” “Isko koi samjhao bhai”






- On a student missing in class: RaviC: “…What WIP gone missing” “So what should we do now??.. Let’s organise a party with band-baaja and go find him…That’s ok, I’ll lead the party since I have nothing better to do. So who’s coming with me??






- On scheduling conflicts: Student: “It arises because of shared resources.” RaviC: “You mean like Princess Diana or Draupadi?”






- RaviC: "Which is your favorite LP problem?" Student : "Adani Wilmar" RaviC: "Adani Wilmar?! Was it an LP problem or a transportation problem??" Student: "sir there we had to find the optimal route from the ports to the factories by an LP formulation" RaviC: "it's like I ask you for your favorite bird and u say mosquito....it has wings and it can fly...so it's technically correct!!!”






- ”Vishwamitra had zero WIP...he had compressed cycle time a long time back”






- a long discussion in class over a point ... same point gets repeated 20 mins later as if the guy is making a fresh point ... Ravi C says "I thought we had already covered this point some 20 mins earlier... Does sound travel so slowly here? I thought it travelled this distance in a lot less than 20 mins? "






- With increasing globalisation, the Indian students are also becoming world class..."






- Student: Sir, this inventory is stocked in the head office whereas the recommendation is to stock it at the regional offices. Ravi C: " If there are four members in your family and one of them goes abroad, then how many members are there in your family? It doesn't matter where the inventory is stored bhai as long as it is stuck in the system"






- On the idea of debating options for transporting goods from factory to markets: to illustrate the idea of buying low value-add items locally the prof said :"If you are going to transport cowdung, will you transport it by airplane?"






- Student: Whenever I go to the ATM, I expect it to have cash. RaviC: Just because you get admitted into the ICU, doesnt mean, you will come out alive.






- Student: There is something wrong in this model (simulation modelling). RaviC: Just because you are ugly, don't blame the mirror...






- "I am here for a purpose and I pretty well know what it is. And I shall fulfill my duty towards it and anything that comes in my way shall be OBLITERATED."

ps: IIM Indore guys are enjoying the fun and jokes now as he is the current director there