Tuesday, September 21, 2010

When you experience....

when you suddenly wake up and experiance...

When you experience....

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle

(You are pouring the Drink on your feet).

Cure: Manoueuvre glass until open end is facing upward .

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause : You're lying on the floor.

Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure: Quickly refill your glass!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause : You're being dragged away.

Cure: At least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause : You have your glass on your ear and trying to drink from it !

Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause : You're in the wrong house.

Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white
 and the music is very repetitive.

Cause : You're in an ambulance.

Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

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