lallu prasad yadav's driver

 One day Laloo was traveling by car. He was going to a village for
campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver
couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby
pig was killed in the accident . At the sight Laloo was deeply moved
and felt very upset He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai
hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav ". At his
words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after some
time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots
of money in his hands!!! Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko
kaha tha ke us aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya
hai?" At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident.
Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then
danced for some time and gave this money." Laloo then asked him "Aap
unko egjactly kaa bole?"
The driver replied : "Main bola, MAIN Laloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER
HOON, MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA HAI.........."