Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Techno vocabulary



 
Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........
Use Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.
It
is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced           0. Management         0. contingency
1. total              1. Organization       1. Hardware (or
software)
2. integrated         2. reciprocal         2. projection
3. compatible         3. monitored          3. time-frame
4. synchronized       4. digital            4. concept
5. optimal            5. modular            5. programming
6. responsive         6. transitional       6. mobility
7. functional         7. Incremental        7. capability
8. parallel           8. third-generation   8. flexibility
9. systemized         9. policy             9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding
Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability". Don't
worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it  won't  mean anything to
anyone else either, but they'll think you're  just  smarter than they
are so they won't say anything!! ...


You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think  of  an
"integrated monitored projection" ...............

 





DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...


Surprising  Phenomenon!!




 DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...

 This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward

 where Patients always died in the same bed

 and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,

 regardless of their medical condition.

 This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
 do with the supernatural.

 No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

 So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
 to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

 So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and
 nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves

 what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
 crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........



 Just when the clock struck 11...








 and then......



































 Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
 Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum
 cleaner!!!!!!!!!!


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

helping hand!!! :D



 

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