Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Techno vocabulary



 
Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?.........
Use Techno vocabulary.. It can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.
It
is simple.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced           0. Management         0. contingency
1. total              1. Organization       1. Hardware (or
software)
2. integrated         2. reciprocal         2. projection
3. compatible         3. monitored          3. time-frame
4. synchronized       4. digital            4. concept
5. optimal            5. modular            5. programming
6. responsive         6. transitional       6. mobility
7. functional         7. Incremental        7. capability
8. parallel           8. third-generation   8. flexibility
9. systemized         9. policy             9. options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding
Buzzwords
from the above grid, e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability". Don't
worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it  won't  mean anything to
anyone else either, but they'll think you're  just  smarter than they
are so they won't say anything!! ...


You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve
"optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think  of  an
"integrated monitored projection" ...............

 





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