Best of Rajni

Some Basic Facts to begin with
There is nothing Rajni'can't


1. Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!

2. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced

3. Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq HoBoy: HaGirl: To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya dooooBoy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.:)

4. Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two
hours. Can you?
Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?]

5. One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

6. Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used is
today known as the oxford dictionary!!

7. Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy Play

8. Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong
teeth….. . . . . . . . . today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

9. Rajnikant once taught a child how to play hide & seek...
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Today that child is known as

''Osama Bin Laden''

10. Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad…!!!

11. Most hilarious one on Rajnikant:
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Rajnikanth can do loosemotion in slowmotion.:)

12. RECENTLY der was a fight between Rajanikant and a Tiger..

Surprise, surprise...HE ran away from there

Why?

To Save d Tiger..

Only 1411 r left!! ;)

Otherwise u know Rajnikant....

13. Dear Mr. Rajinikanth

Please Switch off your A.C.

Regards
North Indians.

14. WE ALL KNOW THAT BOOST IS THE SECRET OF SACHIN'S ENERGY.
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BUT DO U KNOW?
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THAT,
RAJNIKANTH IS THE SECRET OF BOOST'S ENERGY!!

15. Q: Laughing budhha kise kehte he?

A: Laughing budha wo mota admi he jise Rajanikant ne bachpan me joke sunaya tha..

BECHARA AAJ TAK HAS RAHA HAI....

16. When Rajnikant was a student,

Teachers used to BUNK classes.

17. Breaking news..

Rajni killed a man in Australia ..

"via Bluetooth"

18. Ricky ponting is visiting every church in Australia
only to Thank God that
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Rajnikant is not in INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.!!

19. do you know why is there frequent earthquake i japan?
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coz rajnikanth lost his mobile in japan which was in vibrator mode

20. Yestd Rajni adopted 2elephnts,2Camels and 2Horses from zoo..

Do u knw Y??

To Play CHESS..

21. y dont rajnikanth wear a watch?
he decides d time on his own

22. once rajnikanth went to bhopal and ate too much of spicey food and farted and guess what is the day known as-"THE BHOPAL GAS TREGADY"

23. Rajnikant was born on 30 feburary..
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Since then febrary decided not to give this day to anybody else!

24. titanic in tamil climax changed.......rajnikanth swims atlantic ocean in one his girlfriend in the other hand titanic.........................................................

25. Look at the sky at 11:00 pm tonight.

You can see RAJNIKANTH.
He is participatng in OLYMPICS high jump,

Don't miss it...!

26. Rajnikanth can bath with a single drop of water

27. One day Rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy ~~

He kiked him so hard that he went flyin with his broom ,,

today dat boy is famous as HARRY POTTER.

28. Why there was no electricity

In mumbai few mins. ago .... ??

........ BECAUSE RAJNIKANTH WAS CHARGING HIS PHONE !!

29. Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2study..
Shakspeare studied in street light..

But,

Do u know about

RAJANIKANT ?

only agarbatti....!

30. One day a flat chested girl went to Rajnikant & sought help for her problem. Rajni kissed her boobs and today she's known as Pamela Anderson!

31. Once, while having hookah, Rajnikant blew a few rings of smoke. One of the ring's went into space..

That ring, is now, the ring of SATURN.

32. All sardars hv decided to offer 500 crores to Rajnikanth as a thank you token for shifting peoples focus from

Sardars

to

Rajnikanth.

33. BREAKIN NEWS-
MJ didn't die by drugs,
those wer rumours!

He got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do d dance steps of Rajnikant!!

34. When RAJNIKANT
switches on his AC without closing the door.
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Winter starts in INDIA. !!!

35. NASA Closed. Rajnikanth bought all the Rockets for Diwali.....=))

36. Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

37. Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket... He played a defensive shot...now that BALL is called Pluto.

38. Rajanikant knows "Victorias secret"!!!

39. Rajnikant had died 20 yrs ago..death hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

40. Once Rajinikant's testicles collided with each other-Then what. That was d birth of universe! THE BIG BANG!!!

41. Once Rajinikanth lost his wallet-Since then: D world is facing Recession.

42. Just like a match stick Rajinikanth throws saucer after drinking tea-Silly Nasa call it UFO!!

43. Scientists have finally figured d reason behind d global warming-Rajinikanth had slight fever!!

44. Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first.....

But EINSTEIN died after watching that.... .....

LIGHT came second..

45. Rajnikanth can eat just one lays

46. Bermuda Triangle was a square till Rajni went and kicked one of its corners

47. Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’ !
When GOD is shocked he exclaims “Oh my Rajnikaant!”‌


48. Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi
Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken or egg!!


49. Rajnikanth once donated blood to one man, he's now known as Superman!

50. "once rajni goz 2 africa 4
shootin...
He piss on a barren land...
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Do u knw wat hapen next...
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"NILE" d longest river in world
originated...

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