Some simple Jokes off the shelf..

1)     What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

 

2)     What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?

 

3)     Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!

 

4)     What do computers like to eat?
Chips!

 

5)     Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.

 

6)     When does Gulshan Grover become Gulshan Grocer.???
When he travels with the speed of light.(At that Speed, V=C)