Monday, October 19, 2009

Missing Husband Report

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing husband.

Lady: My husband is missing
Inspector: What is his height
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Can't remember
Inspector: Color of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Lady: Umm can't say I know it
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady: Suit/casuals I dont remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him..????
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together..............

And the lady started crying

Inspector: Lets search for the dog first..!!!!

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