Girl's time :)

ladies joke on men

  Enough  of jokes on the ladies now its the  .......  
       Time  for some male bashing..... (For a  change)....  

Q: What  is the difference between men and  puppies?  
A:  Puppies grow up.
 
Q: Why  do men always have a stupid look on their  faces?
A: Because they  are...
 
Q: What  do men have in common with ceramic  tiles?  
A: Fix  them properly once and you can walk all over  them forever.
 
Q: If  you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which  one would
hit the ground  first?
A: Who  cares?????......
 
Q: What  did God say after he created  man?  
A: I  can do better than this! And then he created  woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference  between an intelligent man & a UFO  ?  
A: I  don't know, I've never seen  either.
 
Q: What  are two reasons why men don't mind their  own  
business?
 
A: i)  no mind ii) no business
 
 
Q: Why  did Moses wander in the desert for 40  years?
A:! Because even  back then men wouldn't ask for directions  .  
 
Q: What  is the difference between men and  pigs?  
A: Pigs  don't turn into men when they  drink...
 
Q: What  makes men chase women they have no intention of  marrying?
A: The same urge  that makes dogs chase vehicles they have  no
intention of  driving.
 
Q: What do  you do with a man who thinks he's God's  gift?
A:  Exchange him!!