Marketing!!!!!!!

 

 A guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up
ahead of
him and went to her and said, "Can you please help me, I don't
know  what
hole I'm on." She told him "You are one hole behind me. I'm on
7;  you're on
6". He thanked her and continued playing golf.
Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and  went to her
again kind of
embarrassed. "I'm sorry to bother you again but  I'm lost again,
can you
please tell me what hole I'm on." She told him "you are one hole
behind me.
I'm on 14; you are on 13." Again he thanked her and continued
playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went upto her
and asked if
he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As
they  were
drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.
"I'm  in
sales." He replied, "no kidding so am I. What do  you sell?"

She said  it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept
pleading to know
what she sold she said she'd tell him if he promised not to
laugh. He
promised. she said, "I sell WHISPER (Sanitary Napkins)" . He
immediately
fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

She said, "You promised you wouldn't laugh". He replied, "I'm
sorry, but I
couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper........ I'm still one hole
behind
you."