laloo prasad yadav- rabri jokes

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front
of
yamraj , she saw a huge
wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie
Clocks. Everyone on Earth
has a Lie
Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The
hands
have never moved
indicating that he
never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
haveonly moved twice, telling
us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his
entirelife."
Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s clock is in my
office",
replied yamraj, "I'm using it
as ceiling fan".




Ek baar Laloo aur Rabri apni wedding anniversary mana rahe thay. Tab
Laloo
ne Rabri se poocha
"Ari o humri Darling, tanik ek tho baat poochat hu, sach sach batana
humko.. ..tum itne saalon mein, humre saath kitne baar unfaithful hui hai
re?"

Rabri ne kaha agar bataongi toh gussa karonge.
Toh Laloo bola,"Nahi humri baby, hum God ka promise khaata hoo, gussa na
karoonga."
Toh woh boli - sirf 3 baar.
"Accha , kab kab? Humko thoda details do."

Rabri boli,. "Pehli baar jab hamra ghar neelam hone ja raha tha, toh hum
uss raat Bank ke president ke paas gayee , aur doosre din Bank ne humko
extensionva diya."
Laloo bola" Theek hai humri sweetheart... ee to tumne apni family ko
bachane ke liye kiya.. aur doosra?

Rabri boli,.. Yaad hai jab aap ko heart attackva hua aur aapko surgery ki
zaroorat thi.. uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur sasure ne aapka
operation free me kar diya.
Laloo bole.. "O Rabri darling, oo toh tumne humri jaan bachane ke liye
kiya".. Aur teesra"?

Rabri boli, "Yaad hai aapko ek tho baar party ka President banne ke liye
174 vote ki zaroorat thi?"

Laloo fainted.