Evening Refresher...for mallus :O

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1)   Ayyo TV poyi...
      Ayyo Fridge um poyi...
      TV poyi Fridge um poyi AC yum poyi ellam poyi...
      V - Guarde stabilizer illalle?

      Illa.....

      Nannaayi... Undaayirunnengil athum poyene...

 

2)    Lady: Is this my train?

      Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

      Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this
               train to New Delhi .

      Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy

3)    Bhoomiyyil ettavum kooduthal allkare konnodukkiya RAJAVU 
       arannu........?

 

      dink

      dink again.....

      IT'S easyyyy

      ans is

      'SMO'

      paper vayyikkanam.....

      SMO'KING' kills thousands every year....

      DRIN rajavu alla.... i've checked dat..

4)        Q:India Vittu Pokunnavare Enthu Vilikkum??

      A:Hindustan Lever!![Hindustan Leaver!]

5)        Q:Urangi Kidakkunna Mr.Beanine Enthu Vilikkum??

      A:Soya Bean!!

6)   Q:oru kaka kadyil irikuvvvaa enthuu parayumm????????

      A: crocodile"crow-kaddayil"

7)    Q:wat do u mean by electron????

       A:English ariyilla alle..Its simple---->ron ine elect cheyyuka

8)   Otta vaakil utharam parayuka

      a)      pengalodu thettu cheyyuka

              ans- SYNTHESIS----sin the sis

      b)        A person named M is eatin idly.......wat ll u call him
aftr he has finished.....???

 

              Ans- MIDDLE

9)        A bat .....not a very descent one...used to watch adult
movies......later he became innocent and  replaced A in
his name by I signifying his innocence.....natives added on a 'sir' to
his name.........wat is his name aftr all this?????

 

      thnk

      thnk  again

 

      Ans        Its "SURVIVAL"-------Sir Vival....his name was Vaval.....

 

Thalarnnu poyo??? Are u really tired??

 

*10)        INYILULLA 10 Chalus athi maarakam aanu, bodham poyal njan
uttaravadi alla  *

 

I)     Oru Yuvathy Doctorodu:Doctor,ente bharthaavu maranakidakkayilaanu

       Doctor:Pedikkenda madam,namukayaale vere kidakkayil kidathaaam..

 

II)    Classil Adyaapakan:Thee(fire) undaakunnathenganeyaanu?

       *Kutty*:Thaa(malayalathile) ezhuthiyittu valli ittal mathi teacher

III)    What is the volume of a man who has lost his memory?

        Ans: 1/3*pi*(r2) *h.

       Reason : because he says " mein kaun (CONE ) hum "

IV)   Who is the brother of Jambavan?????

       Ans: BREADbavan

V)   2 eecha vannu oru muriyude akathirunnu... Athinu englishil 
      enthu parayum...In 1 word?

      Ans : INSAT2B (In Sat 2 B)

VI)        Why did the girl throw the butter out of the window...

       Ans: To see the BUTTERFLY

VII)   Who sang the song "paathiraa mazhayetho.." ...?

        Ans : Hamza

        Reason : "pathiraa mazhayetho.. Hamza geetham padi"

VIII)   Ramananum Chandrikayum chitra rachana padikkan poyi
         Ramanan aal smart aayirunnu. ellam pettennu padichu
         Oru divasam aasan randu perodum oru kuranginte padam varakkan parnju
         Ramanan aadyam varachu kazhinju
         Chandrika ethra varachittum sariyakunnundayirunnilla. Kurangine
         kandal pattiye polirunnu
         Avasanam Chandrika Ramananodu chodichu.... Can you help me
         Ramanaa....
         Appol Ramanan oru pattu padi..Athethu pattanennu ariyamo ....

        Ans : Swayam vara Chandrike

IX)   Why cant teachers give home works for JAVA language???

       Ans : coz its a rule dat all de JAVA programs have to be written
                inside a CLASS...

 

X)    A man is stuck in a room.he wants to take bath.wat does he 
       do. dere is only 1 light n a switch

      Ans : well he will put the switch on n off frequently.appol a 
              switch kulam aville. he  will take bath  in dat kulam............

 

VERY SORRY !!!!!!!!!!!! Ethinu utharavaadi njaanalla..