Thursday, March 19, 2009

ears



 

Stuart, sadly was born without ears. Although successful in  business this problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new  manager for his company. He set up three interviews.  The first man  was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at  the end of the interview, Stuart asked him, "Do you  notice anything  different about me?" "Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice  that  you  have no ears," came the reply. Stuart did not appreciate his candour and threw  him out of the office.

 The second interview was with a woman, and  she was  even better than the first bloke. But he asked her the same question:  "Do  you notice anything different about me?" "Well," she said   stammering,  "you have no >ears." Stuart again got upset and chucked her out  in a rage. 

The third and final interviewed was the best of the  bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his BSc(Hons). He was  smart. he was handsome, and he seemed to be a better  businessman than the first two put together. Stuart was  anxious, but  went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you   notice  anything different about me?" And much to his surprise, the young  man  answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?" Stuart was   shocked  and realized this was an incredibly observant person. "How in the  world  did  you know that?", he asked. The young man fell off his chair laughing  hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no f***ng ears!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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