Monday, February 2, 2009

Innovative Ways of Layoff.. Beware Fire Alarms!!!!



XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees
are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed..................................5 more mins passed.



Security Officer -> Announcement started,

"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many
of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80%
employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all
their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this
approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands &
also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead. Please
move in & try your luck.

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