A collection of JOKES both FUNNY and INTERESTING from mail forwards ... direct from the INBOX.. REDEFINING HUMOR
English words murdered by Keralites (Malayalees) and other Indians:kangaroo (the worst offended word, Malayalees/Indians pronounce as “kanGAROO” instead of “KANgroo”) mixed, fixed (pronounced as 'miksed', 'fiksed' instead of 'miksd', 'fiksd') bear, pear, wear (pronounced as ‘biyar’, ‘piyar’, 'wiyer' instead of ‘beye’, ‘peye’, 'weye')beer (pronounced as "biiir" instead of "biye")auto (pronounced as "aaatto" instead of "otto") Queen (prounounced as “kyuun” instead of “kween”) form (pronounced as ‘farum’ instead of “fom”) biennale (pronounced as “binale” instead of “bienale”) place names – Ohio, Seattle, Utah (pronounced as “ohiyo, seetl, ootha” instead of “ohayo, siyatl, yuta”) Tortoise (pronounced as ‘tortois’ instead of “totis” ) turtle (pronounced as ‘turrrtil’ instead of “tutl” ) Mascot Hotel (pronounced as “muskut HOtel” instead of “MAScot hoTEL”) heart (pronounced as ‘hurrt’ instead of “haat”) bass (pronounced as ‘baas’ instead of “beis”) twitter (pronounced as “tyooter” instead of “twiter”) birthday (pronounced as “birthaday” instead of “buthdei”) garage (pronounced as “garej” instead of “gaRAZH/gaRAJ”) chassis (pronounced as “chasis” instead of “shasi”)divorce (pronounced as "daiverse" instead of "divors") February (pronounced as “fibruari” instead of “februari”)November (pronuonced as "NOVember" instead of "noVEMber"one (pronounced as "onn" instead of "wun")pizza (pronounced as "pisa" instead of "pitza")our (pronounced as "avar" instead of "aue")flour (pronounced as "flower" instead of "flaue")alarm (pronounced as "alarum" instead of "alaam")volume (books) (pronounced as "vaalyam' instead of "volyum")film (pronounced as "filim" instead of 'film')little (pronounced as "littil" instead of 'litl')
Sultan's Battery (place name) (pronounced as "Soolthan Batheri" instead of "Sultan's Batri")
English words murdered by Keralites (Malayalees) and other Indians:
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mixed, fixed (pronounced as 'miksed', 'fiksed' instead of 'miksd', 'fiksd')
bear, pear, wear (pronounced as ‘biyar’, ‘piyar’, 'wiyer' instead of ‘beye’, ‘peye’, 'weye')
beer (pronounced as "biiir" instead of "biye")
auto (pronounced as "aaatto" instead of "otto")
Queen (prounounced as “kyuun” instead of “kween”)
form (pronounced as ‘farum’ instead of “fom”)
biennale (pronounced as “binale” instead of “bienale”)
place names – Ohio, Seattle, Utah (pronounced as “ohiyo, seetl, ootha” instead of “ohayo, siyatl, yuta”)
Tortoise (pronounced as ‘tortois’ instead of “totis” )
turtle (pronounced as ‘turrrtil’ instead of “tutl” )
Mascot Hotel (pronounced as “muskut HOtel” instead of “MAScot hoTEL”)
heart (pronounced as ‘hurrt’ instead of “haat”)
bass (pronounced as ‘baas’ instead of “beis”)
twitter (pronounced as “tyooter” instead of “twiter”)
birthday (pronounced as “birthaday” instead of “buthdei”)
garage (pronounced as “garej” instead of “gaRAZH/gaRAJ”)
chassis (pronounced as “chasis” instead of “shasi”)
divorce (pronounced as "daiverse" instead of "divors")
February (pronounced as “fibruari” instead of “februari”)
November (pronuonced as "NOVember" instead of "noVEMber"
one (pronounced as "onn" instead of "wun")
pizza (pronounced as "pisa" instead of "pitza")
our (pronounced as "avar" instead of "aue")
flour (pronounced as "flower" instead of "flaue")
alarm (pronounced as "alarum" instead of "alaam")
volume (books) (pronounced as "vaalyam' instead of "volyum")
film (pronounced as "filim" instead of 'film')
little (pronounced as "littil" instead of 'litl')
Sultan's Battery (place name) (pronounced as "Soolthan Batheri" instead of "Sultan's Batri")
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