sardar rockks!

Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!

19 sardars went for a film.On asking them why they came in a big group of 19, they replied that the film is only for above 18+..

A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why?

He said "SMILE PLEASE"

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "you will go to jail".

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY? Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light".

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm sardar,she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

On a romantic date sardar's girl friend asks him "Darling on our engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number?

A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.

A bystander: why are u laughing?

Sardar: I have a air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.