"Tamils"are always proud to be Tamizhs; Pretty courteous (that is what
they think, at least!). They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi (Hindi)
saar...what da??.The more common Madarasi (chennaisi..., now?) is an
ardent fan of
kireeketmatches.
Their counterparts in Bombay think they live in America but speak Hinglish
like ...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya Ill go akela!" And
they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar.
Thamizhs, are verrry lecky to have "simble" neighbours in the "keralites"
who are a komblex race of peoblle (they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the
middle east, I guess; and now even the Sheikhs feel wary of them) but they
eat a lot of chooclyte and own 99.998765% of chai shops in the world and
form 99.89% of nursing community.
Not far begind the kerals is the "telugu desam", who are totally againesht
flaunting their wealthu to the woruldu, though they occasionally come out
withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu (pleat).
Worustu,no?! But they (think) are greatu in CICSu, Microsu and COBOLu!
Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always findu them judgingu,
probhingu, queschioningu othersu ....)
The Canadians, excuse me, the "Kannadigas" aor (are) the coolest dobun
When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his nose,
they'll burn the entire city of Bengaloroo to kill the fly! To hell with
Silicon valley! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu,
filamu are some of their favourites.
"Maharashtrians" are a conservative, confused, complex lot-kar. -Kar, that
is because gavasakar, tendulkar, bahulkar,.. confused that is because
sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are
you from Maharashtra or from south India..?" and genuinely wonder why the
other person takes some time to answer the question. They like the
principles of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay
(god knows where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people but
they elect the shivsena to rule them.
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the "Gujjubhais". They like
to keep kes in the benk and their favourite past time is eating snakes
(snacks)
like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja at the local snake bar. They
gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it and believe in the
brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman (everybody is a bhai or a
ben).
If you go further eesht, the land uf Udissa - the land of irron ("r"
unsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people
are
bery cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask your name starts
from B
or Bhe. They
do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the
wasbashin. James Bond Mohanty in our colleze had a roll nomber jero, jero,
sebhen.
Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or bery proud oph Subas Chondro Boash
and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray who was
also pretty good) and eberybody is X da. I used to habe a friend by name.
Dada. Bonder...neber mind. Bot I most conphess, Roshgollas are bery
goooood, tho!
Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not in the
universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And Biharees
are bery phond of Laloo and Ranchi, isse bhadiya tumre pass koochi hai
kaa?! spit spit...
UPites and MPites are busy going to ischool and istudying metals to make
lots of ishteel.
Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive and offer Rotti Shotti Khayega! to
which I once replied No. He said Tage itu, yaar! By Godu! Surjeetu, what
happenedu, oi?!. Then of course, everybodys a paappe or a kaakke. Thats
Pnjab for you.
And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be because of the amount of cash
spent to keep it in India)?!?
I know Roja (or Roza?)was shot (I mean filmed) somewhere nearby...
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the world, whether it is in
Sunnyvale, CA; Birmingham, UK; UmmAl Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road,
Singapore, ask them who they are and you'll get just one answer ---
"INDIANS"
AFTER ALL HUM SAAB EK HAIN!!!
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