Best of Salim Kumar's Dialogues ...: Malayalam in English

Please note that all the jokes below are in Malayalam. Salim Kumar is a Malayalam film comedian who often pairs with Dileep with a knack for witty one-liners. These jokes are mostly from the Salim kumar communities in Orkut. Many thanks to all Salim kumar fans

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Thilakkam
onnam class muthal kanjavu valichirunenkil
chalpalannu ippo english parayamayirunnu…

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madhya tiruvathankorile oru rajavu .peru sasi

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KalayanaRaman
Trying to break the coconut besides the lady and the lady falls to the pool of water and SK says
‘Yenta oru shabdham ketathu???’
‘Thenga odachappo oru piece vellathil poyathaanu’

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“njan advocate Mukundan Vakkeel. da coat-e”

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Thilakkam
Salim Kumar: njangalkku aliyanum aliyanum koody kurachu talks nadathanundu………..cashine kurichulla talks …Casual talks…….

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Chadikaatha chandhu
“Im Micheal Elias ,JAckson Elias,Vikram Elias”

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Thenkashipattanam
salimkumar to dilip:
nammal kaanaan pokunnath devootiyeyalle allathe mammotiyeyallalo.

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Salim Kumar is reading the classifieds section in the newspaper…”Varanmaare aavashyamundu……………………AASHWAASAM KANDAAL MAATHRAM PRATHIBHALAM. Eh?? Ithu veraiy parasyamaanallaiy…oh..thetti vaayichu”

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“Iyaal enthu pani aado e kaanickkunne…Thanne kondu njan thottallo..I ALL SO FAILED OF YOU.”

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nee sahakarikukayanengil ee kalavara namukoru maniyarayakkam…

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VAYARINTE VALATHU BHAGATHU KARUTHA MARUGULLA STHREE AANO EE KUTTYUDE MUMMY…..

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Pulival kalyanam
Nammal Nalu perallathe moonnamathoral ethu ariyarythu. Nee vichal aval erangi varumo?.

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dileep: entha ithu???

salim: welcome!!!
dileep: ithu welcome alla… melcow…
salim: oh anganeyum vaayikkaamo???
puthiya lipi aayathu konda…
pazhaya lipi aayirunnengil njan kalakkiyene….

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THILAKKAM
salim kumar : entha ithu?
bindhu panikar : athu unni valicherinja chora
salim k : ho!! njan vicharichu ente thala choru purathu vanathanennu!!!!

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While in a boat
” Sidesitil irikam inale kattu kollu “

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Ee Dharmendrayude chila samayathulla COMEDY kettaal, chirichu chirichu kakshathu neeru varum… hu hu hu

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CHESS
its a dialogue to dileep
sirine njan ente ammaye pole snehikum….

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Don’t dooo, Don doooo

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Salim asking: perenthaanu?
Other dude: Pesatheda Porukki
Salim :Pesatheda Porukki,haha.. Peru kettittu cinema peru poley irikkunnu.

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wen salim kumar signs on d document harisri asokan asks
ithenthina
ningalkku njan kaashu thannennullathinu enikkorurappu vende.njan aara mon

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Kaanan valya lookilla enne ullooo…pakshe bayankara budhiya

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Dileep : Pani theernno
SK : Pani eppozhae theernnu..innale 12 manikku.. heart attack aayirunnu…
Dileep : Athalla, ninte pani theernno-nnu
SK : Pani theernna njaan ivide nikkumo, mookkil panji vecchu evideyenkilum poyi rest edukkoolle…

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Thenkasipattanam
Dilip: Nee enthanda kudikkunnathu?
Salim: Ithiri barley vellam…
Dilip: pinne,athinentha oru brandiyude manam?
Salim: Athalle paranje.Barile vellamnnu…………..
Salim: Da ee cycle rally aano,Hercules aano?
Dilip: aalkkaru purake odivarunnathu kandille? Ralliya……

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angu dufaiyil ee shakkinte idam kai aanu njan…avide ellam edathottanallo

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Pulival Kalyanam
Salim Kumar: Rathri entha kazhichathu?
Cochin Haneefa : Chapathiyum Dal Curryum
Salim Kumar :Paranjathu Nannai..Risk edukanda…

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Kannimasam vanno ennariyan pashuvinu calendar nokkenda aavashyam illa (Dileep was trying to flirt with Navya Nair and denying the relationship to Salim Kumar and Innocent).

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Pulival Kalyanam
kallavandi keran polum kaayill kaashillaathathu kondu njan oru taxi vilichu angottu varam..

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after relesing dileep frm police custody…….”NANDI UNDU SIR NANDI UNDU….”…. blows into his pocket…..”NANDI MATHREMEY ULLU ALLEY????????????????”

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Thommanum makkalum
When Lal Mammooty & Ranjan. P.D came 2 Tevar’s house
SK tells 2 them
“Nigalkariyamo pandu kolum kulayumulla tharavatille avaasaanate kanniyaa njan epol kollillanee ullu baaki ellam undu .(kulaa)
Njgal parampragathamai Gunda-kalla
ente acchan gundaa,amavan gunda,apuppan gunda
Enthinere parayunnu entee Bhariya vere aaa naattille ariyapedunna GUNDI YAYIRUNADAA GUNDI…..”

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Pulival Kalyanam
Salim kumar as manavalan & Madavan as manvalans father
manavalan: odivil kuttasammatham nadathi alle.achan anatre achan
dashhhh…(Adi) ithu nhan ente ammaku kodutha vakka
ningal ariyamayirunoo cherupathil nhan achane kananam
achane kananam enu paraju vashi pidikumbol palliyil
achan mare kanichu samathanippikumayirunu ente
ponnamachi…hmmm enittu ippom vannirikunu
Madavan: Edo njan ninte achan onnum alla
manavalan: pinne njan engane undaiiii?

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Kalyanaraman
“keep it up”…”keepayi irikkan thatparyamundennalle?”

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Thommanum makkalum
when mammooty comes to see layas father
salim kumar:(deshyathode meesa pirichukondu)
“njan ivente kayyil ninnum vangum”

andhayaaya navya naayare nokki..SK..
daivame enikke kaazhcha illa yirunnenkil ivalkke oru jeevidam kodukka mayirunnu..
daivame ennode enthine ee krooratha cheythu..??

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Pulival Kalyanam
“angana padakka company khudaaa gava…”

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enikku ee vishappinte asukham undey, unakkameen vangikkan poya ente murappennu loriyidichu marichu
aaa pinne annu njan unakkameen kondu adjustu cheythu

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ammavan marichathode utharavaditham muzhuvan ente eee tholilayi,,
athenikishteppettillaaaaaaaaaa

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entha kutta praayamaayavare kaaliliruthi mullikkamo kaalil rogam varille california!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pulival Kalyanam
harisree asookan : kalyanam kazhicoo…
sk: illaa naan bachelaraanu
ha: kuttikal…
sk: illa ningalkoo
ha: athee ollu
ha: sarinte achanoo
sk: addehavum oru bachelor aayirunnu
ha: appo muthachanooo….
sk: chrooonic baachelor……

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Chess
Pachakari medikkunnathu kuttkaram anennu enikariyillayirunnu sir…

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dharalam mudra patrangal vendi varum ..
namakku documentry thayyarakkande…

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the home appliances of the two families u r the link………………..no…….. no………… no…………u r the link of the link. the two families attached to hte bathroom ur families food and accomodation. wat do u mean……………oh angnonnum illa ……….neymeen…..chalameen…….ailameen…..silopimee……..emmmmmmm………poor boy english polum arinjukooda enittu ennodu speachan vannirikkunnu………..malayalees………………

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End of the first night
salim: ho neram velutho,itha cash
wife: muzhuvanum undallo alle…

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“ITHAVIDE, ITHATHINTE DHAPPURATH”

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” ITHA LADU LILEBI..”

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In pulivaal kalyana
“sangeetham padikanamenna mohavumayi njaan chennu kayariyathu oru singatthinte madayilayirunnu….- usthad alavaladhi khaan
avasaanam guruvinte vaayil oru pidi manal vaari ittu yathrayayi…by the by njaan vishayattil ninnum pinmaariyo…where is the lyrics….gagapamaaaaa….ahah subash subash…..idadanakkam…gujarathi kalthala kettyiya malayalee pennanu njaan panjabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…..

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Ee Bloody Indians and malayalees pranchu nadakkunnu..enikku dufaiyil kooli paniyanennu…
nattil oru image undakiyedukkananu MANAVALAN N SONS enna ee boardum..Eee nhanum ..pinne ee pipe um


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Thenkashipattanam
sk: da!! aa kaalede nottam athra sheriyalla..
dileep: athinu ninakkentha??
sk: ninakku prashnam onnum illallo, njan alle purakil nilkunnathu…

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NINGALKU AVISHYAMULLATHU PANAMANU
ENTE KAYYIL AVISHYATHINNU KUDUTHAL ULLATHUM PANNAMANU

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salim: ee manushyarokke janikkunnathinu munpu aadine(goat) theettichirunnathaaraa??
mammootty: athu………..(thinking)……..ithu orumaathiri mattedathe answeraanu
salim: che njaanathu chodikkan paadillaayirunnu

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Bus stoppil ninna bussu kittum , full stoppil ninna fullu kittumo.. potte oru pintengilum kittumo???

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Hallo
Aarum pedikkanda… odikko…..!

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Arabikkadha
Somebody : woh kidhar gaya?
Salim Kumar : Kidharooooooooo gaya……….

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Arabikkadha
shumin: where’s mukun.tan
sk: enthu kundan??

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Thenkaashipattanam
Ishwaraa ivide aarum illalo ithonnu paranju chirikaan

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Thenkaashipattanam
Dileep : Mindaathiri!
Saleem : Saamoothiri namboothiri ennoke keetitundu…Ee mindaathri etha jaadi?(Serious)
Dileep : Parajnu tharaam….Dishhomm [Saleem in pain]
Saleem : Ohh…Sorr..Jaadi choothikhan paadillale!

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Thenkaashipattanam
When Lal gets admitted to the hospital
Suresh gopi : Evide?
Saleem : (In a sad tone) Athaayghraha vibhagatillaa!!!

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PACHAKUTHIRA
kazuthu varae perumbambu vizhinkyante thalayil aann chaviti ennu parnna polla aayye

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Rajamanikkam
Mammotty: nammal entreyum nallu pothu kachavadam cheythittu ithuvareyum stay onnum vannittillalooo…..
SK:Poothinte kaathil stayothiyitenta karyam????

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Salim Kumar : Ente aattukaal bhaskara
Dilip : anganeyum oru daivamundo ?
Salim Kumar : Itharam sandharbhangalil illatha daivathine polum vilichu pokum

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Ottakathe thottu kalikkaruth…Ottakam njangade desheeya pakshiyanu…Kettittilley ottaka pakshi…Buhuhahaha

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Ee Lekha…….
Ivalo Vanchana…. alla vanaja

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actor:(Tohis dad) Venda pappa.
Salim:O sarinte peru pappan ennano Ente perum pappan ennanu.Nice to meet u

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Thommanum makkalam
ee kadhina pottana kanumbo.. enikku ente achane orma varum…
ente achan oru vedikkettapakadathila marichathe.. (laughs)..entha cheyya..achante oru kaaryam


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Chocolate
ninte vishamam parayeda….
njangalonnu santhoshikkatte….

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Paandipada
dileep: Vandi speedil vidu
SK: Ippol thane vandi hanumaan gearil aa pogunne

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Ushnam Ushnena shanti krishna…..enn alle??
Ithu pudiye pazhancholla…. kazinja azicha release ayitte ullu…

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CHOCOLATE
“MAHALAKSHMI AUTO PIDICHU VARUMBO VAHANABANDHU PRAKYAPIKALEDA”..

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CHATHIKATHA CHANDU
Lal: Shhe!!! CUT.
Sk: Entha sir cut paranjathu, kooduthal nannayo?


Ee Dharmendrayude chila samayathulla COMEDY kettaal, chirichu chirichu kakshathu neeru varum… hu hu hu

Pulival kalyanam
Nammal Nalu perallathe moonnamathoral ethu ariyarythu. Nee vichal aval erangi varumo?.

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Dileep : Pani theernno
SK : Pani eppozhae theernnu..innale 12 manikku.. heart attack aayirunnu…
Dileep : Athalla, ninte pani theernno-nnu
SK : Pani theernna njaan ivide nikkumo, mookkil panji vecchu evideyenkilum poyi rest edukkoolle…


Thommanum makkalum
When Lal Mammooty & Rajan. P.Dev came 2 Tevar's house
SK tells 2 them
"Nigalkariyamo pandu kolum kulayumulla tharavatille avaasaanate kanniyaa njan epol kollillanee ullu baaki ellam undu
Njgal parampragathamai Gunda-kalla
ente acchan gundaa,amavan gunda,apuppan gunda
Enthinere parayunnu entee Bhariya vare aaa naattille ariyapedunna gundi yayirunnada gundi….."

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"ITHAVIDE, ITHATHINTE DHAPPURATH"

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" ITHA LADU LILEBI.."

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salim: ee manushyarokke janikkunnathinu munpu aadine(goat) theettichirunnathaaraa??
mammootty: athu………..(thinking)……..ithu orumaathiri mattedathe answeraanu
salim: (Senti) che njaanathu chodikkan paadillaayirunnu

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Thenkaashipattanam
Ishwaraa ivide aarum illalo ithonnu paranju chirikaan

Thenkaashipattanam
Dileep : Mindaathiri!
Saleem : Saamoothiri namboothiri ennoke keetitundu…Ee mindaathri etha jaadi?(Serious)
Dileep : Parajnu tharaam….Dishhomm [Saleem in pain]
Saleem : Ohh…Sorry..Jaadi choothikhan paadillale!


PACHAKUTHIRA
kazuthu varae perumbambu vizhinkyante thalayil aann chaviti ennu parnna polla aayye