Little Johnny once again!!!

Little Johnny refused to eat.
  So his mother, in desperation, took him to the psychiatrist, who tried many methods, to no avail. The psychiatrist asked, "What would you like to eat?"
 
  "Worms" Little Johnny said.
  The psychiatrist was gleeful as he sent his nurse for cupful. Placing them on a plate, he said, "Here they are."
 
  "I want them fried" was the response.
 
  The nurse took them and had them fried. When presented with them, Little Johnny replied that he only desired one.
 
  The psychiatrist took one and in a strong voice said, "Here is only one. Now eat it."
 
  "I only want half and you eat the other" was the reply.
 
  The psychiatrist swallowed one half and gave the other to Little Johnny. Just then Little Johnny began to cry.
 
  The doctor asked what was wrong.
  Little Johnny said, "You ate my half!"

  

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Magical frog !!!

Magical Frog !!!!!!

 

 

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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Frenzz !! it was juzz a joke k ... dunn tk dat seriously !!!

 

Lolzz... hehehehehe ...

 

Hope ya lykd it !! do reply...

 

 

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No way I'm Breaking This One!!!

The sex fairy... The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! ============== 7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. ============= 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. ============= 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. ============= 10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. ============= This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The 'Hot Sex Fairy' will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.    funny isn't it??