A collection of JOKES both FUNNY and INTERESTING from mail forwards ... direct from the INBOX.. REDEFINING HUMOR
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Authentic MBA jokes
A pregnant wife to her MBA husband, who is a :
1) Finance Manager :
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Make sure the transaction is done within the due date, or they may charge you at higher rates.
2) Sales Manager :
Wife : Doctor said that my delivery date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Stick to it. But make sure that you have a contingency plan, just in case the planned consignment is not met.
3) Marketing Manager
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Pitch for 10th and get a deal for 12th. Be aggressive . I guess a 3 days buffer would be enough to address the last minute intricacies of execution.
4) HR Manager
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Oh ok. Make sure you complete all induction procedures and formalities before the DOJ of the child. Let's plan a Welcome Party sometime later.
and finally,
5) Operations Manager
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Will that be a normal delivery, or will you need an operation?
Haaa! I am sooo jobless!!!!
1) Finance Manager :
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Make sure the transaction is done within the due date, or they may charge you at higher rates.
2) Sales Manager :
Wife : Doctor said that my delivery date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Stick to it. But make sure that you have a contingency plan, just in case the planned consignment is not met.
3) Marketing Manager
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Pitch for 10th and get a deal for 12th. Be aggressive . I guess a 3 days buffer would be enough to address the last minute intricacies of execution.
4) HR Manager
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Oh ok. Make sure you complete all induction procedures and formalities before the DOJ of the child. Let's plan a Welcome Party sometime later.
and finally,
5) Operations Manager
Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Will that be a normal delivery, or will you need an operation?
Haaa! I am sooo jobless!!!!
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