Authentic MBA jokes

A pregnant wife to her MBA husband, who is a :

1) Finance Manager :

Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Make sure the transaction is done within the due date, or they may charge you at higher rates.

2) Sales Manager :

Wife : Doctor said that my delivery date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Stick to it. But make sure that you have a contingency plan, just in case the planned consignment is not met.

3) Marketing Manager

Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Pitch for 10th and get a deal for 12th. Be aggressive . I guess a 3 days buffer would be enough to address the last minute intricacies of execution.


4) HR Manager

Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Oh ok. Make sure you complete all induction procedures and formalities before the DOJ of the child. Let's plan a Welcome Party sometime later.

and finally,

5) Operations Manager

Wife : Doctor said that my due date would be 15th of next month.
Husband : Will that be a normal delivery, or will you need an operation?


Haaa! I am sooo jobless!!!!