ONE OLD MAN DECIDES TO PLANT A TOMATO IN HIS GARDEN.BUT HE IS VERY WEAK TO DIG THE LAND SO HE WRITE TO HIS SON IN JAIL
DEAR VINNIE
I NEED TO DIG THE GARDEN BUT I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU
LOVING DAD
TWO DAYS LATER THE SON WRITES BACK
DEAR DAD
PLEASE DONT DIG THERE ITS WHERE I HAVE BURRIED THE DEAD BODIES
VINNIE.
NEXT DAY FBI COMES AND DIGS THE WHOLE GARDEN. DIDNT FIND ANY BODIES APOLIGESED TO THE OLD MAN AND LEFT.
NEXT DAY THE OLD MAN GOT A LETTER
DEAR DAD
PLANT YOUR TOMATO. THAT'S ALL I CAN DO AS OF NOW
LOVING VINNIE.
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