humour them

Subject: Fwd: FW: MALE BASHING

This one is for the guys !
Time for some male bashing.....( for a change )...

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their
faces?
A: Because they are...

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all
over them forever.

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created
woman!!!.

Q: What are the two reasons why men don't mind their
own Business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even then men wouldn't ask for
directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What do you do with men who think he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

NOW THE BEST ONE

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles
they have no
intention of driving.