Performance appraisal for SACHIN TENDULKAR

Achievements:

Sachin:  I scored 200 run
200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6



Manager: Agree you have done GREAT BUT BUT BUT BUT

25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s   =  18

IT implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls.

And 12 x 2s = 24
       58 x 1s = 58

IT means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls

Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned
49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM


MANAGER'S COMMENT:
So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING
(though anyone of our team could not do it) and your Grade is L3.

Trainings for him:
Learn from how to STEAL singles. ( you better know what
I mean stealing single )

"Thing" like a horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud
hole and is sinking.
He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to
safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and
drives forward saving him from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow
again.
This time the chicken fell in the mud hole.
The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said,......."I think I can stand over the hole." ..........
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my "THING" and
pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story ……

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If you have a "Thing" like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i to pick up chicks.

 

I love Smart kids.... PLANE TALK

PLANE TALK
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that

Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and

said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

To which the little girl replies,

"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"