Friday, July 30, 2010

Indian government websites online !

Obtain:

1.  Birth Certificate < http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=1 > .

2.  Caste Certificate < http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=4 > .

3.  Tribe Certificate <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=8 > .

4.  Domicile Certificate <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=5 > .

5.  Driving Licence < http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=6 > .

6.  Marriage Certificate <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=3 > .

7.  Death Certificate < http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=2 > .

Apply for:

1.     PAN Card <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=15 > .

2.      TAN Card <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=3 > .

3.      Ration Card < http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=7 > .

4.      Passport <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=2 > .

5.      Inclusion of name in the Electoral Rolls <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=10 > .

Register:

1.     Land/Property < http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=9 > .

2.     Vehicle < http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=13 > .

3.     With State Employment Exchange <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/howdoi.php?service=12 > .

4.     As Employer <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=17 > .

5.     Company <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=19 > .

6.     .IN Domain <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=18 > .

7.     GOV.IN<http://gov.in/>Domain <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=25 > .

Check/Track:

1.     Waiting list status for Central Government Housing <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=9 > .

2.      Status of Stolen Vehicles <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=1 > .

3.     Land Records < http://www.india.gov.in/landrecords/index.php > .

4.     Cause list of Indian Courts <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=7 > .

5.     Court Judgments (JUDIS ) <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=24 > .

6.     Daily Court Orders/Case Status <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=21 > .

7.     Acts of Indian Parliament <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=13 > .

8.     Exam Results <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=16 > .

9.     Speed Post Status <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=10 > .

10. Agricultural Market Prices Online <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=6 > .

Book/File/Lodge:

1.      Train Tickets Online <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=5 > .

2.      Air Tickets Online <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=4 > .

3.      Income Tax Returns <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=12 > .

4.      Complaint with Central Vigilance Commission (CVC) <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=14 > .

Contribute to:

1.      Prime Minister's Relief Fund <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=11 > .

Others:

1.      Send Letters Electronically <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/otherservice_details.php?service=20 >.

Recently Added Online Services

1.      Tamil Nadu: Online application of marriage certificate for
persons having registered their marriages <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2691 >
.

2.      Tamil Nadu: Online District wise soil Details of Tamil Nadu <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2693 >
.

3.      Tamil Nadu: View Water shed Atlas of Tamil Nadu <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2694 >
.

4.      Tamil Nadu: E-Pension District Treasury Tirunelveli <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2695 >
.

5.      Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by Name (2008) <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2697 >
.

6.      Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by EPIC number (2008)
< http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2698
> .

7.      Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by House number (2008)
< http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2699
> .

8.      Himachal Pradesh: Revised Pay and Arrears Calculator-Fifth Pay
< http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2702
> .

9.      Meghalaya: Search Electoral Roll Online by Part number (2008)
< http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2700
> .

10.   Andhra Pradesh: Online Motor Driving School Information <
http://www.india.gov.in/howdo/onlineservice_detail.php?service=2705 >
.

Global Navigation

1.      Citizens < http://www.india.gov.in/citizen.php > .

2.      Business (External website that opens in a new window) <
http://business.gov.in/ > .

3.      Overseas < http://www.india.gov.in/overseas.php > .

4.      Government < http://www.india.gov.in/govtphp
<http://www.india.gov.in/govt.php> > .

5.      Know India < http://www.india.gov.in/knowindia.php > .

6.      Sectors < http://www.india.gov.in/sector.php > .

7.      Directories < http://www.india.gov.in/directories.php > .

8.      Documents < http://www.india.gov.in/documents.php > .

9.      Forms < http://www.india.gov.in/forms/forms.php > .

10.   Acts < http://www.india.gov.in/govt/acts.php > .

11.   Rules < http://www.india.gov.in/govt/rules.php > .

12.   Schemes < http://www.india.gov.in/govt/schemes.php > .

13.   Tenders < http://www.india.gov.in/tenders.php > .

14.   Home < http://www.india.gov.in/default.php
<http://www.india.gov.in/defaultphp> > .

15.   About the Portal < http://www.india.gov.in/abouttheportal.php > .

16.   Site Map < http://www.india.gov.in/sitemap.php > .

17.   Link to Us < http://www.india.gov.in/linktous.php > .

18.   Suggest to a Friend < http://www.india.gov.in/suggest/suggest.php > .

19.   Help < http://www.india.gov.in/help.php > .

20.   Terms of Use < http://www.india.gov.in/termscondtions.php > .

21.   Feedback < http://www.india.gov.in/feedback.php > .

22.   Contact Us < http://www.india.gov.in/contactus.php > .

23.   Accessibility Statement <
http://www.india.gov.in/accessibilitystatement.php > .

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Raavan and Pappu....



        Once Pappu started praying to Ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu.

                

                Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardans to Pappu.

                RAVAN: Say vatsa! What you want?

                PAPPU: I want 100 vardans.

                RAVAN: But I can give you only 3 vardans

                PAPPU: But I want 100 vardans.

                RAVAN: No child that is not possible.

                PAPPU: No I want 100 means 100

                RAVAN: No I can give you only 3. If you want then take or else I am going.

                PAPPU: Ok! But what 3 I will ask, you will give me definitely?

                RAVAN: Sure it's promise from Rakshas Raj Ravana.

                PAPPU: 1st vardan, convert your GADA on shoulder to wooden bamboo stick.

                RAVAN: "Tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.

                PAPPU: 2nd Vardan, put that stick in you're as s hole ... deep inside ...!!

                RAVAN: (confused but ......) "Thathastu" and in great pain asks Pappu to ask for the third vardan .... ASAP ...

               

                PAPPU: Now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should I convert that stick back to GADA ?

                The moral of the Story:



                Management will not yield to your simple request until u

                can give pain in their Ass.






Thursday, July 15, 2010

lallu prasad yadav's driver

 One day Laloo was traveling by car. He was going to a village for
campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before the car. The driver
couldn't hit the brake at the right time and unfortunately the baby
pig was killed in the accident . At the sight Laloo was deeply moved
and felt very upset He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e suuar hai
hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav ". At his
words the driver went to the nearest village and came back after some
time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and lots
of money in his hands!!! Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko
kaha tha ke us aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho! baat kya
hai?" At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident.
Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me, then
danced for some time and gave this money." Laloo then asked him "Aap
unko egjactly kaa bole?"
The driver replied : "Main bola, MAIN Laloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER
HOON, MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA HAI.........."

SALARY DAY IN DIFFERENT PLACES --> Pls check the last location also